This is a few weeks old, but it's so spot on I had to post it up. The jargon is absolutely perfect.
The current thing at work is "two-fers" where supposedly you do one easy thing that fixes two hard problems. The assumption is that all the hard problems I'm dealing with every day are actually only hard because I make them that way. The message is that I should focus on doing things that are easy and have immense rewards compared to the amount of effort put in.
So I'm going to quit and go on unemployment.