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May 2, 2007

Hammy's Plan for World Domination

It's finally happened. No longer satisfied to run around in his little ball Hammy has engaged in phase one of his plan for world domination.

At this point his vehicle of choice is a fifteen-year-old named Keaven. Sources say that this is an interim step. Eventually he plans to begin running around on a body-builder, just prior to the phase that Hammy is referring to as "control of many humans".